Q: Why did the computational knowledge engine cross the road?
A: To learn some better jokes.

Wolfram|Alpha's knowledge about the world is constantly growing, and it wants to grow its sense of humor too. But what do humans find funny? Wolfram|Alpha needs your help to figure that out...

Pick a question and give the wittiest answer you can...

How should I take my coffee?

How do I survive a zombie attack?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

Can anarchy be organized?

What do you do when you're bored?

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

What is this world to me, even if I can have it?

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?

Who should rule the Seven Kingdoms?

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